A COWBOY’s TOMBSTONE: Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah..... FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:........ 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.** 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.** 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.** 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.** 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.