Turns out, Jack wasn't so nimble, Jack wasn't so quick because Jack's got a burnt friggin dick!
Jack was not nimble...Jack was not quick..
Jack caught the flame, right to his..............Britches.
Well, if Jack really wants to challenge himself he should try jumping over a Menorah.. starting tonight as a matter of fact.
Jack isnt so bright.
Jack needs to find a different hobby, rather than jumping over candlesticks. lol
Don't know if that's worse or falling on it butt first.
Either way, it's gonna make a mark.
Lol...Andrew Dice Clay much?
I saw him live years ago and his poems still make me laugh! Good catch!
The first time saw I him, he was a guest speaker at Church. jk
Lol, I can only say, with a chuckle: "poor Jack"!