Guys in the 00s were so much better looking than today's guys

Since when was it sexy to have a beard like a guy who cleans toilets? Homeless chic is in! My good gracious. Where are the long haired clean shaven hotties of the 00s? where are the tight t-shirts and the baggy shorts and why can't guys have something other than that really short buzz cut now? It does nothing for me. The kind of guy I like was perfectly in tune with the styles of the 00s, and now its just....meh.... I almost given up entirely on being turned on by guys. JUST FOR GOD SAKES SHAVE THAT BEARD!!! I'll buy you a razor!! JUST UGHHHH!! It's like pubic hair on your face.