A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. When the bar tender asked about it,the pirate replied "argh, it's driving me nuts "
Get a proper pirate hat!
Wait do I have to wear a pirate leg because I can't even walk with my own two I have now without falling over something...sometimes just thin air
Maybe proper parrot care...wait I would probably teach them to say bad words
Proper ship maintenance...wait I am so immature I couldn't say poop deck without busting out laughing.
I think I shouldn't hold a class after careful consideration and should leave it to the professionals
The most important thing is ship knowledge, knowing every part of the ship like the back of your hand and how to fix it. Knowing how to use cannons, mortars, swivels, chase cannons, sails. To know how to navigate from maps and stars and to know how to save your ship in storms. The principal is none other than Edward "Blackbeard" Thatch.
I'm kinda crazy on pirates now since Ubisoft gave away Assassin's Creed Black flag for free.
I was going to say rape, pillage and burn but then remembered they are already teaching that in Chicago and Baltimore.
Lol, a good one.