Roses are red,Violets are blue...
I love chocolate more than you
Come up with your own humorous ending to the phrase.
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Yes, I am a chimpanzee, but that's still a bit worse than nice.
Rose are red, violets are blue, I'm happy today how about you?
Got that right! :)
Bad Boys Blue? That's a cool band, Violet.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
You're hardly a boy, John, nor am I, 'tis true,
Although I'll admit, John (I thought that you knew),
I'm quite on the dark side, pure evil, clean through,
So best watch your step, John, I'm looking for you,
For once I have found you, 'twill be your adieu.
So says the arm-stealing cheater from the koala branch of weird animals.
Rose are red, violets are blue, I like big b0obs and women that like to
I didn't quite get the hint.
You can always un-screw the pregnant woman, if you want it enough.
Roses are red
And ready for plucking
You're sixteen
and ready for high school
This plant surviving against all odds is a middle finger to you.
Are you on about yourself, again? Even some of the Turkish immigrants survive in Bulgaria.
Not at all, I was talking about the picture. On the other hand it's a bit odd to be called an immigrant if the immigration happened more than 8 generations ago. My grandpa said that he isn't aware of any ancestry that wasn't born in Bulgaria
Well, I'm an inbred Finn... Wait... Did I just say that?
Really? I thought inbreeding was only common for royalty. Are you a blue blood Marko?
I have black voodoo goo in my veins.
Said the plants to the humans, “For the last time, screw you!”
i love you
Your breathe smells like rotten eggs....baked in a shoe..
Roses are red violets are blue, I have 5 fingers the middle one is for you.
FYI not you it is just part of the saying
Alrighty then... Like a glove!
Just call it like I see