Also about home+8It's really awkward when your dad thinks he's home alone and talks in the shower... only to come to find out his daughter stayed home sick today, amirite?
Also about christmas and home+16Christmas is awesome, we get to cut down a tree, decorate it with shiny stuff, then watch it die. We get to put oversized socks near the fireplace despite the fire hazard. We allow a fat man in a red suit to break into our home, leave gifts under that tree, and stuff candy & other small items into those oversized socks. All the meanwhile we get to play in snow(depending on where you live), not work, or go to school. You gotta love Christmas, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays-7It would be funny to go as a slut for Halloween. Like, a literal slut. With a "Will have sex for money" sign and everything. amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+10Camping is natures way of feeding mosquitoes. Amirite?
Also about christmas+25All I want for Christmas is for people to stop posting about the Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas thing, amirite?
Also about bring+8It's odd how a lot of true zombie infections (bring back the dead, not just infect the living) can only bring a body back once, even if it's intact the second time. A dead zombie really isn't different from a dead survivor, amirite?
Also about christmas and bring+27No one is taking the "Christ" out of Christmas, christians took influence of the pagan celebration of yule to get more pagan converts and ease them into it. You will drive more people away from christianity by shoving everything down their throat at once. So before you yell at the people celebrating christmas who do not believe, keep in mind this originally was used to bring people in to christianity. If it is that hard, just IGNORE THEM, and have a happy holiday season. Amirite?
Also about bring and home+9My stepdad stays home all day in the summer because he's a teacher. I have rabbits that stay outside most of the time, but every day I have been bringing them inside because it has been too hot out. I was not home yesterday. When I finally came home, I went outside to bring them inside and found dead bunnies. Its a good thing my best friend rubbed his toothbrush on her ass, amirite?