Nah, I think that's a skill that others may be jealous of.
I find if I'm good at something, I do it.
When I do it repeatedly, I get even better at it!
So, I do it some more!
[No Zonk, I'm not talking about those nasty bed time habits under the covers.]
Now Budwick, I really must protest.
For logic, your crack is remotest.
If Zonky inhabits
His bed with such habits,
How could he have ever not noticed?
To rhyme response for me is stupid
With Thinkerbell whose rhyming skills are undisputed.
Ill bow and just leave instead
And try not to think of Zonk in bed.
OMG, Bud, it fills me with dread,
To imagine Zonk's actions in bed.
'Tis surely most urgent
To purge such emergent
Dire thinking from out of my head.
Thinkerbell, you naughty fairy!
Imagining Zonk all naked and hairy.
Fire has burned this stuff in my head!
I fear it will stay there until I am dead!
OMG, Bud, I'm ONE frightened fairy!
To slumber will be grim and scary.
I'll wake tonight, screaming,
From sleeping and dreaming
Of horrors so hirsute and hairy!
Poor Zonk, who loves Finn lore,
The subject of our goofy rhyme war.
Not one word has he spoken
To dispel thoughts of him yanken
I think that when Zonkey begins
To speak of his manifold sins,
He'll say monkey spanking,
And cranking, and yanking
Were first found by oversexed Finns.
All these puns
were lots of fun
About Zonkey's bone
But I gotta go home
Thanks for playing Thinkerbell.
I hope we don't get DA'd for talking dirty.
Worrying too much and being over protective.
Tapping my feet when listening to music.
I'm always right.