There's a grain of truth in every joke.
GOD: You have probably 70-80 years at most before you die, ideally.
MAN: oh. well, i'll make the most of-
GOD: You'll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time.
GOD: leans in That'll be your favorite part.
Um... second favorite.
The part just before sleep is better.
You mean laying in bed thinking how your life could be better while remembering every embarrassing moment of your life?
I thought she meant brushing your teeth before going to sleep. :P
As for me, I kind of hate it, but I don't want my teeth to rot, so...
You are both right.
How did you know?
'Cause we're geniuses?
Very diplomatic geniuses.
I got a buzz out of the whole conversation
There's nothing like buzzes before sleeping.
As long as it doesn't sting.
That might spoil the buzz.
I think we have to bee have
But bee having is no fun!
Nope you're right there