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GOD: You have probably 70-80 years at most before you die, ideally.
MAN: oh. well, i'll make the most of-
GOD: You'll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time.
MAN: ..uh
GOD: leans in That'll be your favorite part.

Um... second favorite.

The part just before sleep is better. hello smilie

@Thinkerbell Um... second favorite. The part just before sleep is better.

You mean laying in bed thinking how your life could be better while remembering every embarrassing moment of your life?

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