Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.
That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!
I'd like Father Christmas stew.
Er... how do you make Father Christmas stew?
You keep him waiting half an hour!
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!
What did one Angel say to the other?
How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
Corny, but cute, thanks for sharing.