Also about Holidays & Birthdays+101If we ever colonize other planets, aging might be planet-based, considering the different daytimes and year-durations. amirite?
Also about christmas, swimming, gifts, laying, lords, maids, geese, milking, pear, leaping, swans, 12 days, pipers piping, ladies dancing, calling birds, french hens, and turtle doves+195In 12 Days of Christmas, you get every previous day's gifts, plus a new one, so actually, you get 12 partridges, 12 pear trees, 22 turtle doves, 30 french hens, 36 calling birds, 40 golden rings, 42 geese a' laying, 42 swans a' swimming, 40 maids a' milking, 36 ladies dancing, 30 lords a' leaping, 22 pipers piping and 12 drummers drumming at the end, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+52Make you new year resolution now!!!! And enjoy doing that as much as you can from now untill new years day, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+6It’s actually an awkward and embarrassing nightmare to have the restaurant staff sing to you on your birthday, amirite?
Also about dear friends+383you are totally swamped if you have your country's 500th anniversary to plan, your wedding to arrange, your wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. Obviously you don't have time to look at your dear friends life sucking machine. amirite?