Also about adam, eve, and created-42Even if the Adam and Eve story is true, we're still not all related. It's implied that God created multiple humans from scratch, but Adam and Eve were the first two, amirite?
Also about adam, bible, and eve-209The bible says that god made Adam in his own image and then made Eve from Adam's rib in order to please man. Therefore women exist to please men, because that's what the bible says, amirite?
Also about sitting, friends, wait, and minute+219When you're on Facebook at a minute or two after midnight and see that it's someone's birthday who you're friends with, but aren't particularly close to, you wait twenty or thirty minutes (or just until later in the day) to post on their wall, so that it doesn't seem like you were sitting there waiting for their birthday to start, amirite?
Also about adam, bible, eve, and created-100If there was only adam and eve when the world was first created, who was the third person writing the bible? amirite?