Which Profession Is the Oldest? Three friends, a surgeon, an architect and a politician, are sitting around a table and trying to find out which of their professions is the oldest. The surgeon is convinced that his job is the oldest: - "According to the Holy Bible, Eve was created after Adam underwent the ablation of one of his ribs." - The architect disagrees and replies: - "No, my profession is older; the world was created from the Chaos, and there is no doubt that this is the job of an architect." - The politician breaks into the discussion: - "Wait a minute! Who, in your opinion, created the Chaos? - Link: (translated) http://lemotdelasemaine.com/anerie2.html#debut