What is a funny thing you saw happen in real life?

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A beautiful girl sitting on a skidoo in the harbor outside a bar in OC,MD with a very portly, older gentleman trying to get on the back.
He just kept sliding off back into the water and then he tried again. The patrons were crying with laughter for almost 30 minutes before he gave up and then the bar gave a rousing ovation over his efforts.

Had a kid I was in basic training who was in terrible shape and over weight. During a break, the lieutenant yelled at him and asked him who gave hime permission to smoke. He reply was, "My mother gave me permission to smoke." The lieutenant couldn't hold it back and had to just walk away laughing.

My mom and dad were arguing and she tried to leave in the car so he stood behind it to stop her and she backed over him.

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