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I just realized that I could never cross the border...the second I stop at the checkpoint and the Border Patrol person says "Papers"...my big mouth will say "Scissors" and that will be the end of that🙄

I am not much on traveling anywho😘

Image for post I just realized that I could never cross the border...the second I stop at the checkpoint and the Border Patrol person says "Papers"...my big mouth will say "Scissors" and that will be the end of that🙄
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Lol!

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Azlottos avatar Azlotto Agree +4Reply

I usually say 'rock' clench my fist and punch them in the face. Problem solved.
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