Good News or Bad News ? MEMOS TO A PASTOR Good news: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad news: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good news: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card. Bad news: The vote passed by 31-30. Good news: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks. Bad news: You were on vacation. --- Links: http:www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.church.html http:www.gcfl.net/