Good News or Bad News ? MEMOS TO A PASTOR Good news: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad news: You lost two of them in the swift current. Good news: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card. Bad news: The vote passed by 31-30. Good news: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks. Bad news: You were on vacation. --- Links: http:www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.church.html http:www.gcfl.net/

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MEMOS TO A PASTOR

Good news: You baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad news: You lost two of them in the swift current.

Good news: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad news: The vote passed by 31-30.

Good news: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
Bad news: You were on vacation.

Links: http://www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.church.html
http://www.gcfl.net/

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