Also about death+308They say that sunshine brings happiness. However too much sunshine gives you CANCER and cancer leads to DEATH. Therefore the sun brings death, amirite?
Also about death+130If there is an afterlife, and you find your late wife or husband, the bond of marriage is over and they should not be required to stay married. Obviously a huge majority of people would stay with their spouse after death because of how they loved them and spent their life with them, but for those who decide it's time to move on, it's understandable that they would take heed on the part that says "...till death do you part?", amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+5Mistakes in life just serve to render you more personable. Amirite? More
Also about death+465The worst thing in the world would be to wake up one morning and find out you have AIDS and cancer, and then being thrown into a Nazi death camp where you are forced to do hard labor for several long hours followed by being thrown into a pit of hungry dogs who eat you almost to death and being dragged out alive where you are quartered and left to die in the sun of AIDS/cancer, amirite?
Also about death+297He's not a unicorn. He is the ULTIMATE DEATH BATTLE HORSE. FEAR THE SWORD OF DEATH AND DESPAIR THAT LIES ABOVE HIS EYES OF RAGE. Amirite?
Also about death+520Have you ever lay in bed as the clock says 7:30, you close your eyes for a few seconds and it's suddenly 10:30? You closed your eyes for an instant, and several hours elapsed. And seeing as death is like an infinite version of sleep, it's impossible to think that death extends infinitely; there is no infinite instant. There has to be something after death, amirite?
Also about death+78The Bermuda Triangle should be renamed the Death Triangle or the Triangle of Death, amirite? (There is even a movie named Satan's Triangle).
Also about death+210The uncertainty that follows death strikes greater fear in the human mind than death itself, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+8You hate it when you're watching a soap opera and Lever 2000 can't hit those high notes, amirite? More
Also about Jokes & Humour+14The U N is the place where governments that suppress free speech demand to be heard. Amirite?