Baad Eeengleesh?

Rome hotel:
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.

Polish Tourist Brochure:
As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.

French Hotel:
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.

French Restaurant Menu:
Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.

French Swimming Pool:
Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.

Spanish Hotel Ad:
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.

Madrid Restaurant Menu:
Tarts of the house.

Madrid Hotel:
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.

Athens Restaurant Menu:
Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce* shish-kebab **tripe

On the Box of a Clockwork Toy Made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.