Here comes my finger, why do I linger?
If I had a worse speech impediment than I have now, I would call you SandySon.
I would take a shower before having to do that..
A nuclear warhead, which has known to happen more often than one might want to believe.
Cut the paper towels in half
Cut the crap.
Oooh I'd rather not.
I guess that's better than looking for the hand towel.