Here I sit, in a cloud of vapor
Some dumbass stole the toilet paper
My work is waiting
I cannot linger
Watch out ass, here comes my finger!
Here comes my finger, why do I linger?
If I had a worse speech impediment than I have now, I would call you SandySon.
I would take a shower before having to do that..
A nuclear warhead, which has known to happen more often than one might want to believe.
The leaves of a poison oak bush
Cut the paper towels in half
Cut the crap.
Oooh I'd rather not.
I guess that's better than looking for the hand towel.