A Bad Dream? Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

Image for post A Bad Dream?     ***     Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package.  Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.     ***     Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm
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lol Sounds like what a man would do. lol

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Lol, Rooster, are you really referring to Mr. Bean? Or is it Curley?

But wait a minute, check Rowan Atkinson's performance in Maigret: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...2016_TV_series)

That would be more likely, but in a nicer way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jules_Maigret

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Lol, Rooster, that looks like a big giggle. hehe smilie

@StarzAbove lol Sounds like what a man would do. lol

Lol, Starz, just remember Mr. Bean and his poor girlfriend!

@StarzAbove lol

Lol, Starz, thank you for applauding.
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A Bad Dream?

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package.

Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor...ar_stories.htm

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Lol, indeed, SynysterGates - that reminds me of Mr. Bean.
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Lol, thank you, Rooster.
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Lol, thank you, JD.
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Well, he told the truth ... sadly. hehe smilie

@JanHaskell Well, he told the truth ... sadly.

Lol, hello Jan, how good to see you.
Oh yes, it is a sad evidence. sad smilie hmm smilie hehe smilie hehe smilie

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