This weekend I was saddened to discover that I missed out on what should have truly been my life's calling. I feel like it's too late for me to become a Crisco Cop.

Philly put Crisco on light poles to stop climbing fansIf you can climb up a pole covered in Crisco, you deserve to be as high up that pole as you please.https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/01/21/eagles-vikings-nfc-championship-crisco-cops
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I wonder how much it will cost the city to clean the poles now. This makes me just wonder if anyone is actually in charge of these cities..

@JustJimColo I wonder how much it will cost the city to clean the poles now. This makes me just wonder if anyone is actually in...

Exactly, haha.....I wonder if the degreasing units will receive as much honor as those that did the greasing?

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I'm sure this saved countless lives.

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Don't give up, maybe next time. biggrin smiliebiggrin smilie

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