Also about Jokes & Humour+9You often wish you could make a fortune off of people’s constant complaining, amirite?
Also about life, missed, and calling+79It's very annoying when somebody who's been cut off from your life doesn't get the message and insists on calling you telling you that "you've been lost and missed a lot". amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also by KvotheSavien+88A video game can be the perfect place for a nothing to feel like something while doing nothing, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life, late, and weekend+221At least once in your life you have woke up on a weekend and started freaking out because you thought you were going to be late for school. amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+23Judging by the amount of yelling that museum curator was doing... he had no faith in my dinosaur lasso and riding ability 🙄 amirite?
Also by KvotheSavien-70Our entire existence is based on second-hand information, amirite?