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@2715288

Lol, Rooster, good morning!
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@2715296

Lol, it was indeed afternoon, and, at the time of your answer exactly 2.32 p.m. (by now 6.27 p.m.).
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@2715309

Aw, SynysterGates - that happens; imagine that you are sippping a nice cup of coffee, and you suddenly witness an unexpected, irresistibly hilarious slapstick scene right next to you.
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Another goodie. lol

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A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.”

Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.

“I've led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”

The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”

The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/23

@PhilboydStudge

Lol, Philboyd - that looks even worse (see above) - welcome to the club!
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@2715387

A good laugh is never too late, Will - welcome to a specially animated, incredibly side-splitting event.
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