Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
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Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life and dream+271You hate it when you wake up and are going about your daily life, when suddenly you see or hear something that makes you abruptly remember in extreme detail the dream you had the night before, especially if the dream makes you question your mental stability, amirite?
Also about dream+319You've had that moment where you wake up after a really vivid dream thinking......wait....that was a dream right?..hold on what did i do yesterday.....no way i did that... amirite?
Also about life and dream+639"Oh my god, my dream last night was so amazing...it was about this politician, and there was a cat...I think some trees covered in snow....and you were there! It was a great dream, I loved it, but for the life of me I can't remember what happened in it..." amirite?