An Easier Way ? A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, "I can grant you one wish." "Well," says the man, "I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?" The genie says, "Do you know how much of my power that would take?" The man says, "Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?" The genie says, "You want that highway two lane or four lane?" Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/29

Image for post An Easier Way ?      ***     A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, "I can grant you one wish." "Well," says the man, "I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?" The genie says, "Do you know how much of my power that would take?" The man says, "Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?" The genie says, "You want that highway two lane or four lane?"     ***     Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/29
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A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle.

When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, "I can grant you one wish."

"Well," says the man, "I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?"

The genie says, "Do you know how much of my power that would take?"

The man says, "Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?"

The genie says, "You want that highway two lane or four lane?"

Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/29

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Lol, Rooster, I was late with your morning laugh.
hehe smiliehehe smiliehehe smilie

Lol... I get the genie... girls can be a mystery :)

@PartyOfOne Lol... I get the genie... girls can be a mystery :)

Lol, PartyOfOne, the gender-based misunderstandings seem to be too deep-rooted. hehe smiliehehe smilie

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