Inappropriate Business ? Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES - $50.00." A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?" "Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion." The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER - $50.00." Link: http://jokes4all.net/car-jokes?p=24

Image for post Inappropriate Business ?      ***     Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES - $50.00."    A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.    Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?" "Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."    The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.    The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER - $50.00."     ***     Link: http://jokes4all.net/car-jokes?p=24
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES - $50.00."

A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER - $50.00."

Link: http://jokes4all.net/car-jokes?p=24

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@2717511

Lol, it does indeed; especially, when angels are involved.
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@2717509

Lol, th smilieank you, Rooster. hehe smiliehehe smiliehehe smilie

@StarzAbove

Lol, Stars, it is also worth a broad grin. biggrin smiliehehe smiliehehe smilie

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@2717598

Lol, Freeranger, if talking about sausages, I'd rather eat this kind of dish:

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@2717829

Well, I am afraid that "there is no accounting for taste(s)".

@Marianne Lol, Freeranger, if talking about sausages, I'd rather eat this kind of...

OMG, Marianne, that sausage has a severe case of Peyronie's disease! omg smilie

@Thinkerbell OMG, Marianne, that sausage has a severe case of Peyronie's disease!

Lol, Thinkerbell - shock smilie ono smilie - there was no "disease" - ono smilie omg smilie confused smilie hmm smilie - it must be the cabbage, and the "process" was mechanical ...

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@Marianne Lol, Thinkerbell - - there was no "disease" - - it must be the cabbage...

Marianne, pay heed, if you please,
'Cuz I'm not simply shooting the breeze:
A sausage like that,
I can say, plain and flat,
Was deformed by Peyronie's disease!
shock smilie wt smilie ono smilie redface smilie wary smilie biggrin smilie hehe smilie

@Marianne 1) Lol lol ... - in short: "... but, but - no, don't tempt...

Lol, there is a commercial that has been running on American TV for the past month or so: "Men: if you are curved below the waist...", and which then goes on to advertise a remedy such men should ask their urologists about. redface smilie biggrin smilie

@Thinkerbell Lol, there is a commercial that has been running on American TV for the past month or so: "Men: if you are curved...

Oops, err - lol; are you referring to lacking exercise, censorship, taboos, etc. ? Yes, it is all about business, business - and the hypocrisy of certain "moral" rules ...
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@Thinkerbell Lol, here is the commercial. It was "below the belt," not "below the waist."...

Lol, this commercial is indeed very clear.
I'd rather not describe some coincidences.

But: sh - sh - sh !
Some might be shocked.

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@Thinkerbell Lol, here is the commercial. It was "below the belt," not "below the waist."...

There once was a lad slim and svelte,
Who had curvature 'neath his tight belt.
He said, "It's great trouble
To put it in double,
But shucks, 'tis the hand I was dealt."

funny hope you can think of something real next time

@LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred funny hope you can think of something real next time

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LOL!!! Thank you, Marianne :D

@PartyOfOne LOL!!! Thank you, Marianne :D

Lol, you're very welcome, PartyOfOne.
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