Where's the Luggage? A woman goes to check in at an airport. She goes up to the lady at the counter and says: "I want you to send one bag to Miami, one to Los Angeles, and one to Minneapolis." The ticket lady replies: "But we can't do that!" The passenger says back: "But you did last time!" Link: http://www.airliners.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1209341