Also by TylerMayhemDurden+100You find it very unattractive and gross when people don't shower at least once every two days. Amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about Life+28The sound of children laughing can be very pleasant. Unless it's dark. And you can't see them. amirite?
Also about soccer-81There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the game of soccer in America. And on certain points, it can be argued that it can be a better game than American football. The only problem is it was hijacked by a bunch of leftists and over ambitious obnoxious soccer moms, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about Life+75It would be so great if we could live for as long as we want and any day, choose when we're ready to end it, without pain, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by TylerMayhemDurden-4Guys: you dab/wipe with toilet paper when you pee, amirite?