Also about Travel+44He's a Pirate actually isn't Captain Jack Sparrow's theme. It's Will Turner's. amirite?
Also about man and called+257Since there's a Superman movie coming out called "The Man of Steel" and a Batman movie was called "The Dark Knight" they should name more superhero movies after the character's nickname. The next Spider-man movie should be called "The Web-Slinger", a Hulk movie can be called "Giant Green Rage Monster" and they should make an Aqua-man movie and call it "The Worst Superhero Ever: The Movie", amirite?
Also about life and rest+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about man, life, and rest+221Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life, amirite?
Also about Travel+64There is no reason why anyone wearing ice skates would walk on ice when they could skate on ice, amirite?
Also about life and called+165The world is a giant version of a child's life. Other countries are your giant siblings with whom you always get into giant cat fights called wars. You have to do your big chore known as your job. And if you make a big no-no called a crime, then the big mommy known as the judge puts you in the big time-out known as jail, amirite?
Also about life jackets+185The fact that they have changed life jackets name to PFDs (possibly floating devices) since they aren't guarenteed to save your life scares you. amirite?
Also about life, fast, and rest+217How do the adults in your life expect you to figure out what you want to spend the rest of your life doing, when you're only 16 or 17? I'm sorry mother, but all I'm worried about is growing up too fast, and the pressure you're putting on me is going to drive me crazy, amirite?
Also about Travel+241You know you've been ripped off when you see a product you've recently bought being sold in the airport at a lower price, amirite?
Also about life, rest, and short+623Life isn't actually short in terms of amount of time alive. It's just that we're expected to figure out in the first 20% how to spend the rest 80%. The only time we actually get to enjoy life purely for the enjoyment of life is during those 5-6 years before starting school. We're rushed through everything so much that the amount of time we spend actually "living" life is incredibly short, amirite?