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No longer a child? Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o'clock.” She said, “But Father, I'm no longer a child!” He said, “I know, that’s why I want you home by eleven.” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html

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