Also about bite+364Step 1: Get super delicious extra cheesy pizza YUM :D Step 2: Get a piece out Step 3: Take a bite Step 4: Extract the bite you want out of the rest of the pizza Step 5: ALL of the cheese on the whole piece of pizza comes with it and it lands on your chin Step 6: It burns like hell Congratulations, You're now pissed off. amirite?
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Also about bite+395You hate it when strangers say "I don't bite." Yeah because when I first meet someone I think "Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.", amirite?
Also about Fashion+148Girls: You have that on bra that you wear the majority of the time, amirite?
Also about genius+204If you misspell the word genius then, chances are, you are not a genius. amirite?
Also about bite+247It's saddening when you take a bite of a cheeseburger with slices of bacon in it, and you end up pulling a whole piece of bacon out instead of just a small bite of it, so you can't properly enjoy the amazing combination of patty and bacon amirite?
Also about bite+407Why do people say "Don't worry, I don't bite" when talking to a stranger? I mean, you have never been like "Shit! this person is gonna bite me for sure, I better stay away!" No one does, amirite?
Also about bite+171You never really eat bite-sized foods in one bite, amirite?
Also about genius+497Hitler was a genius, an evil genius. I mean, he brainwashed millions of people. Too bad he used his intelligence for a horrible cause. amirite?