Also about valentine+187This Valentine's Day, don't watch the movie Valentine's Day. Watch Love Actually instead. It may be Christmasy, but it's a far superior movie, and the Brits do it better, amirite?
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Also about lips+337When you have chapped lips and don't have chapstick, you lick your lips which in the end just make them hurt worse, amirite?
Also about valentine+60The cultural Valentine's heart shape is a lie, real hearts look much different. amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+57Humanity has advanced socially, culturally and technologically, but we are still running on 200,000 year old brain meats our caveman ancestors had. amirite?
Also about lips+301Chapped lips in public are horrible, they're irritating but you don't want to lick your lips in public because that'd just be creepy, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+55Even if you sat on the same couch all year, you'll never be in the same place, since the earth is always in motion, amirite?
Also about lips+61Your lips are never chapped until you think about them, amirite?
Also about valentine-45Picking out a Valentine's gift is only hard when you know that nothing in the world will be good enough. amirite?