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Also about blood and mosquitoes+406Actually, if mosquitoes began sucking fat instead of blood, they would either grow extinct in Africa, or devour the Africans so they have such a low amount of fat that the majority of Africans die. And you're worried about your weight... amirite?
Also about blood and mosquitoes+173It's kinda stupid when people say they want mosquitoes to suck fat instead of blood. It wouldn't make a significant difference and you'd still have to deal with the annoying, itchy bites, amirite?
Also about blood and mosquitoes+317You sometimes hear people say they wished mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. But can you imagine if they actually did? The anorexics of the world would probably start breeding them. "I lost four pounds a day just by sitting by the pond!", amirite?
Also about blood+51If Jesus's blood was wine then he had some serious drinking problems if his blood alcohol level was that high, amirite?
Also by Crumpet_nose+26I was at a bar last night when two men began throwing the furniture at each other. It made me think that humans must have evolved from apes, because we're still throwing our stools around, amirite?
Also about blood+736"Ban on Gay Blood Donors Revisited" Since when was it established that gay men have different blood than straight men? What if the people in charge didn't know the donor was gay? There would be no problem. amirite?
Also by Crumpet_nose+79If someone forcefully performed a lobotomy on you, you'd give them a piece of your mind, amirite?