Also about Jokes & Humour+8You often wish you could make a fortune off of people’s constant complaining, amirite?
Also about kids+187If Annie and that guy from MAD had kids, they'd be extremely creepy ginger kids. amirite?
Also about kids+288Kids pop sings songs that kids should not even know exist, amirite?
Also about hand and meet+246The best way to meet someone is to walk up to them, start shaking their hand, and say "Greetings, I'm John Smith, right hand masturbater", amirite?
Also about hand full+975When you pick up a hand full of sand and realize how many grains of sand you are holding in just your hand, it's hard to imagine how many grains of sand there are in the whole world, and its even crazier that there are more stars than that number, amirite?
Also about assume+382It's really annoying when people assume gay people are automatically going to hit on them. I mean, if you're a girl, you don't assume all your guy friends are going to hit on you and vice versa, amirite?
Also about kids and meet+682"Go meet some kids in the neighborhood" will soon become "go meet some kids online," amirite?
Also by Lookimhonest+2Maybe I can't keep a woman because I need a good Southern Belle. I'm tired of these city girls, amirite?
Also about kids and meet+377Life sucks because you can't just LIVE it. Nooo, you gotta be successful and self-actualising. You gotta "make a change". You gotta "get involved" and "stay active" and "work to make ends meet". You gotta get married and have kids and bust your arse to meet even the lowest common denominator of existence. I just want to LIVE. Everything else can go fuck itself... amirite?