Also about toilet+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
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Also about toilet+205It sucks being old enough to clean up your own vomit, especialy when you miss the toilet at first and get the toilet seat, or wall, amirite?
Also about toilet+222We've all had that enormous amount of laziness where you're too lazy to actually replace the toilet paper on the roll, so you just set a roll of toilet paper next to the toilet for the next few days. amirite?
Also about toilet and install+322There is a right way and a wrong way to install a toilet paper roll, amirite?
Also about toilet+470Dear automatic toilet flusher, I would appreciate it if you didn't flush while I'm still sitting on the toilet. No one can take a dump in five seconds, amirite?