I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but when a friend said to me the other day "what rhymes with orange...I said no it sure doesn't because I ain't that dumb🙄
I am not so easily fooled...all the time😘
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+52If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can still be the sharpest utensil in the drawer, amirite?
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Anytime at work when someone asks me what is up I always respond with "A chicken's ass when it eats"...so far it hasn't detoured anyone from still asking
Rooster!
FOR SHAME!!!
Um... doesn't the rooster's beak hurt, if he starts pecking?
I dunno... whatever stuff the rooster finds in that area tends to be kinda sensitive.
You seem to know an awful lot about this topic, Rooster!
Sounds more like applied research...
Ok... case dismissed.
Lol, there is a forgotten rhyme:
sporange
a rare alternative form of sporangium
(i.e. a spore case, especially in fungi, algae, mosses, ferns and some other plants):
https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Sporange
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporangium
But otherwise, there are only near rhymes, like cringe, fringe, etc., and, of course, JD's proposal.
It depends on regional pronunciation... some people pronounce orange as 'oar-inge'.
Lol, Thinkerbell - regional pronunciations can, of course, cause rhyming problems or new alternatives.
It don't take much...if ya want to have a battle of wits challenge me to contest of going through a reloving door...talk about confussion
There is a mountain between Abergavenny and Blaenavon called the Blorenge.Wonder what Blorenge rhymes with?
I am going to be wondering that now too
I could never figure out how to pronounce any Welsh word. Well, except maybe Newport or Cardiff, say.
And there seems to be a variety of opinions on Blorenge. Some rhyme with orange, some don't.
https://www.howtopronounce.com/blorenge/
I live 11 miles from it-the way everyone says it round here it rhymes with orange
I'll go with what the locals say.
The locals would know,
     how best to say 'Blorenge',
And maybe the outsiders
    mispronounce 'orange'.
Everyone knows...what rhymes with chicken butt..
Finally someone gets it
Now what could we rhyme up with chicken butt?
My first thoughts are likely to sicken, but
My friend Colonel Sanders
Said once, to bystanders,
"Just sample my fried finger-lickin' cut."
That would be "what" lol
One evening, I craved something juicy,
And opened the fridge, loosey-goosey.
A creak of the door hinge,
And out rolled an orange,
Which suited my needs quite sans souci.