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I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but when a friend said to me the other day "what rhymes with orange...I said no it sure doesn't because I ain't that dumb🙄

I am not so easily fooled...all the time😘

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@2727830

hehe smilie Oh that is wrong on so many levels but still so damn funny

Anytime at work when someone asks me what is up I always respond with "A chicken's ass when it eats"...so far it hasn't detoured anyone from still asking hehe smilie

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@2727830

Rooster!

FOR SHAME!!! omg smilie ono smilie

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@2728022

Um... doesn't the rooster's beak hurt, if he starts pecking? swt smilie

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@2728026

I dunno... whatever stuff the rooster finds in that area tends to be kinda sensitive. wt smilie

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@2728029

You seem to know an awful lot about this topic, Rooster! shock smilie

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@2728031

Sounds more like applied research... hehe smilie

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@2728033

Ok... case dismissed. biggrin smilie

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Lol, there is a forgotten rhyme:

sporange

a rare alternative form of sporangium
(i.e. a spore case, especially in fungi, algae, mosses, ferns and some other plants):

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Sporange
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporangium

smile smilie
But otherwise, there are only near rhymes, like cringe, fringe, etc., and, of course, JD's proposal.

@Thinkerbell It depends on regional pronunciation... some people pronounce orange as 'oar-inge'.

Lol, Thinkerbell - regional pronunciations can, of course, cause rhyming problems or new alternatives.
hehe smiliesmile smilie

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@2727861

hmm smilie I am suspecting you are trying to fool me

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@2727863

It don't take much...if ya want to have a battle of wits challenge me to contest of going through a reloving door...talk about confussion hehe smilie

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There is a mountain between Abergavenny and Blaenavon called the Blorenge.Wonder what Blorenge rhymes with?

@ThePrinceofWales There is a mountain between Abergavenny and Blaenavon called the Blorenge.Wonder what Blorenge rhymes with?

I could never figure out how to pronounce any Welsh word. Well, except maybe Newport or Cardiff, say. biggrin smilie

And there seems to be a variety of opinions on Blorenge. Some rhyme with orange, some don't. biggrin smilie biggrin smilie

https://www.howtopronounce.com/blorenge/

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@ThePrinceofWales I live 11 miles from it-the way everyone says it round here it rhymes with orange

I'll go with what the locals say. y smilie

The locals would know,
     how best to say 'Blorenge',
And maybe the outsiders
    mispronounce 'orange'.

Everyone knows...what rhymes with chicken butt..

@DandyDon Everyone knows...what rhymes with chicken butt..

Now what could we rhyme up with chicken butt?
My first thoughts are likely to sicken, but
My friend Colonel Sanders
Said once, to bystanders,
"Just sample my fried finger-lickin' cut."

One evening, I craved something juicy,
And opened the fridge, loosey-goosey.
A creak of the door hinge,
And out rolled an orange,
Which suited my needs quite sans souci.

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