I order online so a lot of exciting items come in the mail...and anticipation is part of the fun.
I could sell some genuine Finnish crap in a box, if you're interested.
Why would anyone want to kill Patton?
Rundstedt or Rommel might have thought it would slow the Allied advance.
Was it the Comic Book version of the Bible?
Oh that would be Nunchakus...no wait, I got hurt on those
Um...Oh bubble wrap
Yeah, I once tried going through an exercise routine with those. It really hurts when you hit yourself.