Wow! There are some idiotic criminals out there!
I shot the Sheriff, but also shot the Deputy - twice.
I loved this one! -
A Taliban insurgent in Afghanistan, Mohammad Ashan, proved to be the world’s dumbest terrorist after attempting to claim a $100 reward for turning himself in. The incident took place in 2012 when Mohammad Ashan strolled towards a police checkpoint in the Sar Howza district of Paktika Province. He had brought along with him a wanted poster bearing a picture of his own face and demanded the finder’s fees. According to officials, Ashan had misunderstood the meaning of “wanted.” Officers arrested Ashan on the spot.