Also about lazy, money, and single-36Married people who complain about money are twice as lazy then a single household, amirite?
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Also about money and single dollar+174There is a trace of cocaine on every single dollar in America. Maybe that's why we're so addicted to money. amirite?
Also about money, single, and dollar+268If you had a dollar every time you wished you weren't single you would have enough money to pay for the mental help you really need, amirite?
Also about hands and magic lamp+231Girls need to take it into their hands, rub rub rub hard until he comes in all his manly might and realise all their dreams whether they are of pleasure, passion or anything else. That's how you get the genie out of his magic lamp, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+33Everytime I ask you not to think about the yellow elephant, you do the exact opposite. Amirite?
Also about money and spend+171It's stupid when people say they don't give hobos money because they'll just spend it on drugs and alcohol. I'm not saying you should give money to a hobo, I'm saying that's a stupid reason not to. They wouldn't be alive if all they spent it on was drugs and alcohol. They might spend your money on food, water, or a blanket and not even do drugs, amirite?
Also about magic lamp+193Moral of the story in Aladdin: If you ever get trapped in a magic lamp for 10,000 years, practise your intro song, amirite?
Also about wishes and magic lamp+399If you found a magic lamp, the three wishes you would wish for is 1) a small stick. 2) for the genie to shove it up his butt hole. 3) then you would say " I'll turn that into trident if you don't give me 100 more wishes, amirite?