The First Child ? A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html

Image for post The First Child ?     ***     A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”      “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her *husband*!”     ***     Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
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Lol, Rooster, I am just dropping by for an additional laugh.
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.co...ent-jokes.html

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Lol, Mark, that looks like a lot of fun.
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naw interesting news and information are better than jokes.

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