Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+16Just saved bullet ant from drowning and it bit me ouchie. Being nice can be hard amirite?
Also about life, events, and choose-92Here's an interesting thought; did you really choose to read this post? No one's denying it, but your choice to read this post had causes (for instance certain events in your brain), which in turn had causes, and so on right back to the Big Bang. So your reading this was predictable by the Big Bang, which had knowledge of all particles in the universe and their properties, and could have very well predetermined your entire life, amirite?
Also about life and choose+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about events and choose-149If you could go back in time to kill one person, you wouldn't choose to kill Hitler, you would kill Abraham, as he led to the formation of the three religions most responsible for wars and massacre-related events. With the consequential disappearance of Christianity, Judaism and Islam, you would not only be preventing the Holocaust in this fashion, but loads of other events such as 9/11, the Crusades and the Inquisition, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+4Yowzer... That's not a good look for you today, Amirite? More