Also about real and pencil+92God is real because a pencil fits perfectly into the space between your ear and your head, amirite?
Also about pencil+544"Can I borrow a pencil?" "Oh, sorry, this is my only one..." shoves pencil case deeper into backpack pocket, amirite?
Also about pencil-59Everytime you listen to music while doing your homework, you have to go back and erase all the pencil marks caused by tapping your pencil on your paper, amirite?
Also about real and draw+204People who use the draw a post feature need to realize, if you can't draw worth a shit you need to just type it out or use a real image. amirite?
Also about draw and drew+419My art teacher asked the class to draw the future. Other kids drew flying cars and houses on the moon; I drew a Shell station with gas $15.00 per gallon. amirite?
Also about real and magical-44The sad thing about Christmas is just how fake it all is. Santa isn't real, it's not actually Jesus' birthday, and the whole story about him may not even be true. All the charity and kindness is something we do once a year to ease our guilt for the selfish bastards we are the rest of the year. The presents are because we get suckered by companies trying to make a profit. Worst part is we all know this yet we just pretend that there's something special and magical about this day, amirite?