Also about real and pencil-52The left has never been the same since the day Tucker Carlson interviewed a real life leftist pencil neck, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+103Ask any Trumper if forced to make a choice they'll always agree Mel Brooks is funnier than Woody Allen. Amirite?
Also about pencil+545"Can I borrow a pencil?" "Oh, sorry, this is my only one..." shoves pencil case deeper into backpack pocket, amirite?
Also about real and draw+204People who use the draw a post feature need to realize, if you can't draw worth a shit you need to just type it out or use a real image. amirite?
Also about real and pencil+92God is real because a pencil fits perfectly into the space between your ear and your head, amirite?
Also about draw and drew+419My art teacher asked the class to draw the future. Other kids drew flying cars and houses on the moon; I drew a Shell station with gas $15.00 per gallon. amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour-66Trump is giving inspiration to a new generation of kids. Kids would be told 'Believe in yourself, you can be anything when you grow up, you could be President'. The kids and the parents both knew that there was no chance of it actually happening. Now, it's a genuine possibility. Amirite? More
Also about real and magical-44The sad thing about Christmas is just how fake it all is. Santa isn't real, it's not actually Jesus' birthday, and the whole story about him may not even be true. All the charity and kindness is something we do once a year to ease our guilt for the selfish bastards we are the rest of the year. The presents are because we get suckered by companies trying to make a profit. Worst part is we all know this yet we just pretend that there's something special and magical about this day, amirite?