I need to drink to work.
How do you lose a beer?
Well I was sanding the wall while opening a beer and accidentally hit the light bulb and knocked the lights out, and set my beer down and I came back it disappeared.
Not proof...poof! Disappeared....
I couldn't bear that.....
...and a strong set of shoulders :)
I don't have many to spare, but you can have one of mine.
Sorry man, I was thirsty.