Arriving somewhere late.
Being late for anything or not showing up for something I've committed to.
For shame, Rooster!
And stop staring!
Yeah, yeah, I know... it was your twin.
Going to mass.
Most of the male sterotype things, watching sport, drinking beer, talking about women like they're sex objects with groups of guys, one night stands, working on my car, eating a high fat/junk diet, developing a large stomach etc.
Hate sports so, yeah, watching a game ever would truly be out of character.
Rooster and Marky has the not staring at a woman's butt answer covered, so this is my answer.
Staying off the computer all day. lol
Listening to country music