Canada would be an island
Australia does all right being an island.
Boring. And where would I order from?
I hope I get some warning before that happens because I'll need to stock up on bread, eggs, and milk.
Well, I admit the winters can be a little rough in Canada, but you could always spend the winters in Acapulco or Australia or someplace warm, eh?
Now that you mention it, they're all nuts up there.
Must be the cold.
Well, you have a point... but Trudeau won't be PM forever.
You can hang out in the Dolomites until he's gone. And I hear Berlusconi is barred from public office in Italy for 6 years, so that should be long enough.
I've heard Berlusconi has an aerie up there too, where he keeps his teenage girlfriends.
The world would collapse.
Hey, think of what that would do for property values in southern Saskatchewan.
Well hopefully Britain would just imperialise the whole world again. YEAH!