Buy only black socks.
That does help. My wife keeps buying me these colorful socks with designs on them. I think she is marking her territory. Ha! Or she is making bets with her friends about what she can get me to wear. I'm ok with it cause I don't give a crap what people think of my socks.
That guy needs a shampoo and a haircut.
Keep these in the kitchen and carry a few around with you at all times.
Well, maybe... but isn't that better than no hits at all?
Avoid nonsense posted by liberals.
LOL.... I do try....
A stamp? What's a stamp...?
Oh, wait... I think I remember...
Yep. Snail maik. Ha!
A designated driver.
A tape measure. 乂º◡º乂
I thought size didn't matter.
Ok, ok... I couldn't resist.
Yep, last one I measured, good 7 1/2".
OMG, that's over 19 cm, in the top 1% !
Paper clips or rubber bands.
a pencil my keys and many other things.
Check for a million dollars 😂😂