Also about Technology+100Most guy's phones have probably touched their balls, amirite?
Also about life, kids, and school+278Life: I have to to go to the bathroom on a toilet now?! WTF, homework on the weekends, I hate school! I'm falling for insert name of crush. I'm to hungover to make it to class. I hate my job. Sex is awesome! Woah, your pregnant?! Yay, we're married! Sorry, I can't make it to the party, watching the kids. I'm too tired for sex tonight honey. Damn kids on my lawn again. Need moar pills! dead.... amirite?
Also by VicZinc+69The image of a man smiling broadly while being carried away from protest by LAPD makes you smile too. Amirite?
Also about life and school+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by VicZinc+49You wonder why, while half the world is starving, half the people you know are trying to lose weight. Amirite?
Also about Technology-77Instincts tell you that kicking your phone as its falling will soften the blow, amirite?
Also about kids and school+417Reading is important- not just for learning new things and expanding your imagination, but to help reinforce all the spelling/grammar rules you learn in school... like where an apostrophe is or isn't needed. So all you barely-literate junior high/high school kids need to read more real books, amirite?