More Women than Men are Frigid , uptight , coy or just think Masturbation is Sinful , so I reckon you could be onto something there J.
lolz that's too funny.
or a Rabbit lolz
Ha Ha! I'm stealing that one!!
lmfao JD oh my cheeks hurt
But then one day John saw her
on the balcony next door,
She looked like Aphrodite
and his member grew once more.
Her filmy see-through nightie
was all it ever took
To get him started w*nking
as he gazed upon her nook.
He soon was finished spurting
(the details have been banned),
But then he had a proper mess
to clean from off his hand.
"Seems kind of rude," said JD,
when his antics had been seen,
And I'll admit, the circumstance
was less than squeaky clean.
But when it all was said and done,
he'd finished in a thrice,
And grinned with satisfaction, folks,
and said, "It's kinda nice." *
Self abuse...or self satisfy?
I'm sure there are some exceptions, but I'd take bet on the total population. Ha!
Is this a survey?
Red faced because I thought you were talking about something else...oops.
Yeah right, blame it on me.
Yes, I probably choke the chicken more than the average woman flicks the bean.
hahaha that's too funny J , can't believe no one pointed that out to you the whole time you were Blue Bean
I have never heard of it until now lolz
Choke the chicken HAHAHAHAHHA
oh hell no
I bet you say that to all the girls, now can you hand me a towel
Abuse? What part of that is abuse of any kind? It's playing solo pingpong, spanking the monkey, consulting Dr. Hans Yerkoff, pop the weasel, find the cyclops snake, shooting the cannon etc.
Burp the worm.
Don't forget the part where you go blind. Ha!
And grow hair on your palms.
Lets have a song apt for this post lolz
'Tis well-known of the fairer sex,
they never flatulate,
And likewise, if you check the specs,
they never masturbate.
Never heard of such a thing...
Well, the women have not discussed their customs with me, so I just can't answer.
Can't necessarily say more, it's extremely hard to gauge. Both are inclined to self abuse though, no gender is exempt.