Also about Life+8Sex is great, but taking out your contacts after a long day is one of the best feelings in the world, amirite?
Also about home+8It's really awkward when your dad thinks he's home alone and talks in the shower... only to come to find out his daughter stayed home sick today, amirite?
Also about live0The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women. amirite?
Also about child and home+305Cyber bullying: where the bullying follows the child home. But home is where the child has the fucking block button, the close browser button, and the power button, amirite?
Also about child and home+22If you watch Home Alone backwards, it’s a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child, who then cleans them up. Then, the child’s family comes home and yells at him. amirite?
Also about bring+8It's odd how a lot of true zombie infections (bring back the dead, not just infect the living) can only bring a body back once, even if it's intact the second time. A dead zombie really isn't different from a dead survivor, amirite?
Also about bring and home+9My stepdad stays home all day in the summer because he's a teacher. I have rabbits that stay outside most of the time, but every day I have been bringing them inside because it has been too hot out. I was not home yesterday. When I finally came home, I went outside to bring them inside and found dead bunnies. Its a good thing my best friend rubbed his toothbrush on her ass, amirite?