Turn the channel and make a sammich..
Put another quarter in the slot machine. lol It's a game I play at the casino. lol
I'd call the Chopper Chicks.
Follow the rules.
Cardio. The double tap. Beware of bathrooms. Buckle up. etc...
It worked for a neurotic nerd with irritable bowel syndrome so surely it will work for me.
Yes, yes, yes. 乂^◡^乂
Hopefully they would be the George Romero slow zombies. If they were the World War Z fast zombies the rules probably wouldn't help me.
Need to already have weapons, food and shelter.
If you don't already have a stockpile of weapons and food ... you're too late. If you do, you can take a nap while the idiots run around like crazy and spread the affliction.
Find my fellow Cossacks, form an army, and maul the zombies!;)) If there are no other Cossacks nearby, I’ll just have to do it myself.
And Lots of ammo.
Offer the first group that came toward me the keys to the White House bunker, then run.