Turn the channel and make a sammich..
Put another quarter in the slot machine. lol It's a game I play at the casino. lol
I'd call the Chopper Chicks.
Follow the rules.
Cardio. The double tap. Beware of bathrooms. Buckle up. etc...
It worked for a neurotic nerd with irritable bowel syndrome so surely it will work for me.
Yes, yes, yes. 乂^◡^乂
Hopefully they would be the George Romero slow zombies. If they were the World War Z fast zombies the rules probably wouldn't help me.
Need to already have weapons, food and shelter.
If you don't already have a stockpile of weapons and food ... you're too late. If you do, you can take a nap while the idiots run around like crazy and spread the affliction.
Find my fellow Cossacks, form an army, and maul the zombies!;)) If there are no other Cossacks nearby, I’ll just have to do it myself.
Offer the first group that came toward me the keys to the White House bunker, then run.