Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why can't men put on underwear without fondling their front?

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Ha...more like shoving them in the cups...

@Sukiesnow Why can't men put on underwear without fondling their front?

The answer lies in the answer to the following question.

Why do male dogs like their balls?

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Commando...eh? Or just for a tête-à-tête?

Why do I lower the volume when I want to see something better?

hahaha..... just because. biggrin smiliebiggrin smilie

I've wondered the same thing about when I'm trying to talk to them.

Well Blewy - I've tried it, and you really do need to relax facial muscles to get it right. See how nice this looks?
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People who put on mascara often apply it open mouthed in order to stretch the eye open so the mascara can be applied to all the lashes, including the ones in the corners and the ones on the lower lash line (it also pulls the cheek down a bit so the bottom lashes don't touch the cheek and get fucked up, for people who have large cheeks or high cheekbones).

Because they think they are making themselves look like celebrities....and only fooling themselves....No need to plaster your face to look good..be natural,be yourself and you will be happy

Pure F-ing Concentration

I just legitimately tried to do this and i automatically opened my mouth.

I really wanted to know so I googled it.. So the nerves supplying the two muscles originate close to each other and tend to cross fire:

https://curiosity.com/topics/wh...ara-curiosity/

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