Also about dump+53Every part of the dump you took this morning was present at the Big Bang, amirite?
Also about dump+9Your average dump time doubled when you got a smart phone, amirite?
Also about dump+23You hate it when you want to take a dump, but the local authorities won't allow you, amirite?
Also about dump+64Goo Lagoon in Spongebob. Water under water. The Lagoon must have had a major density difference to be able to be underwater and to be noticeable under the water. Maybe it's the nuclear dump that made all of the fish walk and talk. amirite?
Also about dump+64Every dump and fart that everyone and everything in history is unique. Their shape, smell, and color can never be exactly replicated down to the last atom. amirite?
Also about dump+20People who talk about how animals are smarter because they live on the planet for free where many of us pay money should remember that taking a dump is much easier on a paid for toilet rather than in some forest. Amirite?
Also about dump+142I'm worried about Dump winning, as much as I was worried about Mitt Romney winning in 2012. amirite?
Also about dump+241Donald Trump should dump Mike Pence as VP for Tucker Carlson to bolster his chances of recapturing the presidency, amirite?