I have come to the conclusion that watching what I am eating isn't the problem when I diet...its watching what everyone else is eating that is the issue🙄
You don't realize how hard dieting is till you have to get a doughnut with no sprinkles😘
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Well, you could at least pretend to be ashamed of yourself!
Trueee. I remember when, knowing I couldn't eat anything that I actually wanted, my father thought it was funny to ask me if I wanted some pizza.
Someone one day a coworker asked me if I wanted a bucket of fried chicken, I can only have it once in a great while. Funny thing is he couldn't figure out how he mistook salt for sugar
Hahahaha xD
That will actually be my cause of death
Fried chicken, large pizza, 1lb of bacon, slice of lasagna and ice cream for dessert
Gonna make it worth it
If I am gonna do it might as well make it worth it
Please have the paramedics on standby
Glad to know ya have my back
When I'm dieting that's when I hear those donuts in the cupboard calling my name. lol
I seem to hear the whole snack aisle calling mine
Tough isn't it. lol
Oh my yes it sure is lol
Lol...My Dad once said: "If it tastes good, you better spit it out."
Umm... no comment.
Lol...Not sure what you mean there, but I have a suspicion.
Blindfolds are much more chic, JD. See above. ↑  Â
That too, sometimes...
Use a smaller plate!Doesn't work for me but .....
Great idea
Oh I have a bad habit of cooking like I am cooking for an Army.
Gosh I hate tree rats.
curious - They are bad animals just like mice but bigger. Funny you said they screamed at you - I lived at an apartment that had walk out to lawns on the-bottom floor. People started feeding them, any garbage, it got so bad the tree rats were everyplace. Management forbid feeding - so those rats chewed right thru the walls and got into the apartments. ha ha what comes around goes around those rat feeders had to move because the squirrels just made such a mess.And thet stood up screaming at anyone they saw.
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The only good tree rat is a
Wait till you are eating a Snickers Bar and one decides he wants to chase ya for it
So are chickens
whoa i didn't know chickens dared that.
Not nice probably makes them easier to grab for dinner.
I grew up on a farm and I remember being chased when I was about 7. I always call the "Great Chicken Chase of 1985" lol
Barely those suckers can run
Mine where to busy trying to catch me
princess good reason to eat alone.
Oh I never eat alone. Honestly if I ever ate as much as I talked about eating...I would weigh 500 lbs
OK princess hope you aren't going to do that to yourself. 500 pounds looks to be really uncomfortable in every way
If I don't see the junk food, I'm good..but sometimes I still hear them talking.
I kinda feel like I need someone to roll me out of the breakroom on doughnut day
I don't know how I do it but I manage to avoid donuts and it's not because I don't get the chance to eat them. lol
When it comes to doughnuts I understand how Superman feels when he sees kryptonite
I could understand too, if coffee was kryptonite
Oh that would be horrible
There's a solution for your problem, LP.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...cientists.html